Friday, October 5, 2012

How to Survive Heartbreak

Step One: Do the worst things for your body

1. Bake cookies and cakes
2. Eat ice cream
3. Cry
4. Scream
5. Mt. Dew

Step Two: Start making a change

1. File for child support
2. Look into getting sole custody
3. Rearrange the living room
4. Register for OkCupid

Step Three: Move on

1. Meaningless sex
2. Meaningful sex with friends you trust (yes, I just said have an orgy)
3. Don't ever forget what is important

I have made my changes for Zelda. I intend on keeping her, she is my daughter and I'm going to keep making choices that benefit her.

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